Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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