Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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