It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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