So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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