brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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