Your face is a jimmy john
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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