If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
