She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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