woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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