coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
There's even glitter on my cock...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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