Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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