Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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