Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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