I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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