Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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