when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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