so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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