Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
His nipple licking is glorious
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