you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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