Cold hands, warm shart.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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