Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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