what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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