I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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