I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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