he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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