awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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