i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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