you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
