I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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