i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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