Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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