i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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