What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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