Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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