I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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