As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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