I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I need to sanitize my soul.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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