I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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