So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
