Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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