I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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