The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
handjob tips. give me some.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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