I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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