was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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