We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
