I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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