That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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