fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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