All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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