The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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