I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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