there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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