he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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