so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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