I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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